Fowlerism
Tom [tom] –noun 1. The male of various animals, as the turkey. 2. Tom cat.
Fowler [fou-ler] –noun a hunter of birds.
Welcome to the mysterious and dangerous world of Tom Fowler, a swirling place of wild contradictions, drunken revelations, and unbridled genius mixed with a touch of the utterly vapid. The man is an enigma, heaped with adulations by many, yet simultaneously abhorred by legions of clear thinking individuals. A menace to society, a saint, a sinner, both a model citizen and a criminal, a role model for the youth and a cautionary tale for all of us. Confused? We are too. Make mine a double please.
Nonetheless all agree that he is a man like none other: a redneck bard in love with booze, guns, sex, drugs and rock and roll with the outlaw lifestyle. He is a man forever on a downhill slide, perpetually heading to the legendary First City Saloon.
This is your chance to join him here at that great happy hour open bar in the sky called the internet. Ring the bell my friends and make yourself a tall gin and tonic and join us in singing the praises and castigations of the phenomenon known as Thomas Patrick Fowler.
Add to this legend by sharing your favorite Fowlerisms, quotes, and photos of the man in action. For half a century he has laid waste this small blue planet like few others. May we all be lucky enough that he’ll have another half century to finish the job.
Lord help us all.
Random Quotes
Fowler on Fashion:
"Does this apple make my butt look big?" -overheard backstage at Wearable 2009.Fowler on the value of physical excercise:
Well Max, I think that run earned us at least a six pack.Fowler on Marathons:
"Its 9 miles of hell but Pennock swimming makes me a real man!"Fowler on work:
\"The secret of life? Just get up every morning and go to work. No matter how crazy things got the night before... just go to work.\"dj T:
"just give me the mike for 2 hours and look out."
